Everybody loves a pun. Puns have been keeping journos at The Sun in gainful employmnent for years, especially when there’s a bread-related story to write and they have to ’RISE TO THE OCCASION’ and ’USE THEIR LOAF’. And so it is that we applaud the organisers of the Real Bread Campaign for continuing this fine tradition with a Twitter competition to find the best bread-themed song title. Here’s the shortlist (you’re not allowed to groan).l Another One Bites The Crust Queenl Bread Bread Wine UB40 l Ciabatta Out Of Hell Malt Loafl Achy Bakey Heart Billy Ray Cyrusl Knead You Tonight INXSl It’s a Naan’s World James Brownl Hit Me Bagel One More Time Britney Spearsl Muffin Compares 2U Sinead O’Connorl I Put a Spelt On You Nina Simone/Screamin’ Jay Hawkins l Rye Do Fools Fall In Loaf? Frankie Lymon and The Teenagersl Crumb Together The Beatlesl Crust the Way You Are Barry Whitel Oliver’s Sarnie Hovis Costellol Never Baguette Bake ThatMark McKellier can bathe himself in glory after coming up with the winning Ciabatta Out of Hell.